euh, still gonna be pretty sparse for the next three weeks, but I need to purge a few awful things from my desktop, where patiently they devour my soul. hi world! :DDDD

... DDDD:

( retardation )

( the one that goes around from time to time )

why so many not-art posts DDD:
edit: answers

didn't have much time today but I said to myself:
you will make ten drawings before dinner.
you will do it. at the speed of light if necessary.

I'm gonna hate this post later. it's more pokedressing prostitution, and further proof that if I ran the internet, everything would be made even more obnoxiously adorable than it already is

notes: very quick and shitty, can't draw small children, bad proportions, raw scans, not faithful to thread, hair-pulling fetish(?)

( or all the good ones will have gone )

some months ago I read a comment on a Caramelldansen video which left me tingling as one might who has just received a slap in the face from a hand holding several hundred-dollar bills; trembling with the urgent, ecstatic terror of a prophet into whose ears god has whispered the secret to time travel, but who has not understood a word because god speaks in urban slang under a thick eastern european accent.

with a hearty salute to its author, Duskcolps [sic], I offer you this gem of wit and social commentary, freshly excavated from the rubble of the perilous quarry that is the youtube comment thread.

wtf pal oh my god you are gay gay gay gay if you think that maby you would cath dawn doing this but pal no way unles hes emo.one more thing you are gay gayer than i dont know how to discrbe how gay you are i maen pal.pal you would never see him do this is this a jock come on you are gay.

outside my window, children are shrieking the most ferocious chorus of "happy birthday" I have ever heard.

edit: the birthday is not mine. sorry for confusion ;A;
second edit: well well well. look what lj spotlight decided to feature.

because.

having a little brother who made a film called "Extreme Laundry Chuting" after a Jackass marathon, I can assure you that this shit is legit.

( I swear there's truth in that )

edit: hey why don't you head over to an
ANON MEME
and hate on a playa

god I feel arrogant doing this but I'm a glutton for punishment curious

oceansex, this is entirely your fault.

Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.

well.
"as words few as possible" just happens to be my favorite five-word phrase apart from "strap-ons are always welcome"

Gold x Silver time GO.

crass jokes aside, any fans of minimalist fiction (or anyone who wants to see brevity in action as the soul of wit) ought to check out six word stories. and try it yourself! you can write a whole batch in an hour and they're super fun. an alternative to NaNoWriMo?

( you gotta capture the spirit )

lol, guess who can't write smut. don't worry, it's totally sfw under there.

flashback: september 2009
HEY POKÉMON FRIENDING MEME GUESS WHAT
I DRAW GOLD X SILVER LIKE ALL THE TIME SRSLY

flash forward: november 2009
who are you people? I only draw moe!Paul. so it has been since the womb, and so it shall be 'til the grave.

there's, uh, some nudity below that cut. things are covered up, but... you know how we roll.

( close, so close is how I feel with you )

now you may look at this tiger with your remaining brain cells